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Book of Theodore Pt. 5From the Book of Theodore On the Planet Escravo - Part 2 of 2Book of Theodore Pt. 5
She rocked back and forth, clutching her boy’s broken body tightly to her, her mind racing. To and fro her body swayed as she sat in the dirt next to a storage warehouse. Her hand reached up, and felt his chest for the broken bone she knew was there. His unconscious body twitched in her arms when she touched it, and she wept. Her poor, poor boy. Her boy, who had done nothing to deserve his ugly fate here. &
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From the Book of Theodore pt 4From the Book of Theodore On the planet Escravo - Part 1From the Book of Theodore pt 4
The little boy bounced up and down atop the massive farm tractor, driving it slowly and carefully back towards the wheat processing facility, towing a massive trailer load of grain. He glared unhappily down at the armed guard on the ground, who was waving him off of the large piece of equipment for an identification scan. The scrawny twelve year old turned off the tractor, and hopped nimbly down the thirty foot tall mechanical monstrosity until he could step in front of the irate looking guard. “You know, I really don’t need a…
by ~ElfredMckenna
From the Book of Theodore pt 2Theodore was cleaning the kitchen up again. He always had to clean the kitchen after a getaway. After any bumpy ride in their shoddy spaceship, for that matter. But, at least it was better than the alternative. He scrubbed the kiwi juice off the wall. Why they left out kiwis, he couldn't understand. Why would you leave any food out on the table, if you knew that your ship was gonna have to go evasive? Next time, Theodore would stow the kitchen before they hit atmo. Too many jobs wind up with them screaming through the sky upside down.From the Book of Theodore pt 2
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From the Book of Theodore pt 1Theodore Hayz was running for his life from a Zorbian Death Squad, his stun pistol was almost out of energy, and it was getting dark. Theodore hated the dark. It made it hard to see. And it was ever so cold. Ted ducked behind a rock on the gravelly plain. The rock was barely taller than he was, and slightly wider. He tried to catch his breath, and checked how many charges he had left. "Seven?!" He exclaimed, irritated and confused. When he had started out on this mission, he had fully charged the new blaster, which held a maximum of 144 charges. He was quite sure he had not fired 137 shots. "Damn dollar store batteries..." he spokFrom the Book of Theodore pt 1
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